For those in the Anyvan courier services office looking forward to being shouted at by Jeremy Clarkson via their SatNavs, the news that the BBC has scrapped the deal will come as a blow.

The courier services team at Anyvan welcomes news that a new crime of causing serious injury by dangerous driving will go before Parliament and hopefully become law.

A report just seen by the Anyvan courier services team suggests that petrol use is down by 15%.

The Anyvan courier services couldn’t help but have a wry chuckle to themselves when it was announced that a new 80mph speed limit could be introduced on the motorways.

Given the eurozone crisis, Britons might be forgiven for feeling a little peeved at their mainland cousins at the moment and, reckons the Anyvan courier services team, the mood won’t get any better with stories about how the MEPs want to get hold of our traffic laws.

A recent report on regional news TV the other night suggested that leaving petrol stations without paying is on the increase and that soon drivers will have to pay before they fill their tanks. It’s a worry for all filling stations and one which, if it gets worse reckons the Anyvan courier services team, will herald a change in the way we buy petrol and diesel.